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ha!

here's something to blog about... the letter "Z." it's my most hated letter in the alphabet. why? i don't know. maybe because you can write a whole damn book without ever using it. i hate Z so much i want to apply a latrel sprewell choke hold on it.

but apparently some morons who think the right hemisphere of their brains work better, were so creative and artistic, they started using Z in words where Z isn't supposed to be used. i mean, i have no problems with words like "biz" (slang for business) or "coz" (slang for because), these words have been here for ages... but you know stupidity has risen to a new high when you start reading words like "guyzzz," "gurlzzz," "mizter,"clipz," "soundz," and the like.

well, yipee-ki-yay motherfucker!!! what the fuck is this?! change S to Z day?! oh, excuse me, do you somehow think you're "cool" when you change S to Z? do you think you can get laid by changing S to Z, huh? fucking startrek geek! or would you rather zound like a friggin' german everytime you zpeak englizh? you zhithead! well boohoo.. excuze me but what you're doin' iz not cool, not cool at all yah bavarian azzmunch!

but if it makes you happy... why not, go ahead, be my guest... change all S's to Z's for petesake... and i hope you have a fuckin' aneurysm in the process you mo-fo!

i'm out.