and the winner is...

so someone finally joined one of my stupid blog games and actually made me laugh to the point of crappin' my pants.

the winner for our january 19 blog game is no other than.. drumroll please max.. lisiepeasie of singapore. and her winning piece is:

"i'd like to create a blogsite that discusses relevant worthy causes and various political views, but i can't because..." My ultra-conservative baptist upbringing has brainwashed me into believing that all politicans are actually the devil incarnate. So now I can't watch the evening news (or Sex and the City, for that matter) without my mother chanting out Bible verses repeatedly, my father singing hymn songs and my dog getting a hard-on. Afterall, it's kinda hard to break away the link of Sharon/Abbas/Bush/Blair/Hu Jin Tao/Lee Hsien Loong (insert desired politican here) to an erected dog's penis.

holy shit from the promised land!!! her entry literally blew me away and had me laughing my guts out for days. congratulations lisiepeasie. too bad i can't give you anything other than a gmail invite, but you've already declined to claim your prize so...

anyway, what i suggest you do is to brag. yep. brag and be proud to be the first ever winner of paningit's senseless blog games. take a bow. congratulations. and i appreciate your joining very, very, very, very much. and in my opinion, you are one of the most underrated literary geniuses of our time.

till the next blog game. and i hope you fuckers have learned a valuable lesson or two from lisiepeasie here.

i'm out.