EXCHANGE GIFT

MANNY AND PARIS.  Can we expect an indie film anytime soon?

So I guess by now the whole fanfare surrounding Paris Hilton's Manila visit has died down.  But if you were living under a rock these past few weeks, let me give you a recap.

::  Paris Hilton, the world's richest and most famous indie film maker was in Manila to pay her friends, the Pacquiaos (that's Manny, Jinkee, and mommy Dionisia to you), a visit.
::  It was also a business trip as Paris appeared in her store openings (hehehe what a word, "openings") at the mall and discussed investment ventures with the Pacquiaos.  Who cares?  Believe me when I say you can not imagine the immensity of the fuck I don't give.
:: She lost her two iPhones.  Again, who gives a fuck?  Seriously.
:: They exchanged gifts.
       
>> World boxing champ Manny Pacquiao gave Paris a Manny Pacquiao Doll
Features:
1) Movable parts
2) Snap-on, stay-on parts
3) Made from high-grade, highly-durable, non-toxic, child-safe, idiot-proof plastic.  So even if Paris decides to put the doll in some body orifice where the Sun don't shine... like her mouth, it's perfectly harmless.

       
>> Not to be outdone, the billionaire heiress also gave Manny her own doll.  Introducing the all original, customs quarantine and BFAD-approved Paris Hilton Blow Me Up Doll.  You can read the features off the box (hint: the doll comes complete with THREE TENDER LOVE OPENINGS)

awww... what a blossoming friendship these two megastars have.