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just randomly thinking out loud...

... it's sad when someone is unattractive both as a male and a female.
... if your kid looks like ernest borgnine, then your in some serious shit.
... the weather looks summer outside, but it feels like winter in here.
... why do people go on these reality shows? fifteen minutes of fame is not worth that.
... i hate five for fighting. their name sounds like a tough dangerous band, but their music sounds gay.
... i hate creed too!
... velvet revolver is the most dangerous rock band to ever come out in a long while, it says so in their website.
... linkin park is the most dangerous boy band to ever come out period.
... don't they realize that if they think it's cute now, when he's five it'll be a nightmare? correct him!
... where the hell is that letter opener? i just left it here yesterday. damn, the office supplies thief stikes again.
... oh here it is!
... i need to redesign our corporate collaterals.
... hmmm, staplers are overrated.
... i wish i invented post-its.
... crappy speakers + bad music = cranky afternoons
... i have a friend, his name is olie. he has a band. the band's name is funeral daisies.
... band names? we were called purpleflakes once.
... the concept paper's due next week. do i have a problem with that? no.
... awarding is set first week of december. i have a budget. ten grand. what? turon? you serious?
... tell the kids, if they see michael jackson, run, run , run and never look back.

i'm out.