spam?

i maintain three email accounts. one at gmail, one at yahoo, and the other one at the office. these email accounts receive spam mail everyday. i hate spam.

so i logged on to my yahoo email this morning and i saw four spammies . i checked out my gmail account and saw seven of them. and when i accessed my office email, it registered fourteen of the same. so four plus seven plus fourteen equals twenty-five spammies. pretty average if you ask me. but then... what blew my mind was that i received another kind of email, seventy-two total across my three email ads to be exact. this kind of email, in my opinion, is worse than spam. what could be worse than emails suggesting that you click on a link to increase three inches to your manhood? or an email that says your friggin' loan has been approved with a special 3.5% interest offer? i'll tell you what...

christmas emails. yep. i got all seventy-two of them and they're all over the place!

holiday greetings, seasons greetings, christmas messages, and yultide season blah-blahs were coming at me from left and right. all of which, i would hypothesize, were taken straight from a hallmark greeting card the greeter / sender / whacko received last year. some were plain text, some were with lame gif animations, some were attached with powerpoint presentations, while others got more creative and downloaded flash movies. all, however, say the exact same thing...
spend. be happy for a day. pretend to know the true meaning of the season. and be part of the fucking festivities of this god-forsaken system. in other words... submit!

it's worse than spam i tell you. if you ever get one, delete it at once. if not... well, don't say i didn't warn you. and oh, one more thing... do not forward it to anyone. please spare us.

i'm out.