i can't even think of anything to say. anything at all.
well here are some random thoughts that'll either corrupt your mind, or open it to new and exciting worlds:
:: in my next life, i'd be reincarnated as a cockroach. that's how bad i am in this life. so how can i work out my karma if i'm a cockroach? beats the hell out of me. go ask shiva. just don't piss her off lest you get bitch-slapped by a four-handed hindu goddess. remember, don't piss her off. trust me on this. because i did.
:: have you ever thought that SANTA, that jolly ol' st. nick of christmas gift-giving, knows-who's-naughty-or-nice, chimeney-trespassing, fatass-fart-breath character is evil. yep. he truly is. think about it. SANTA is an anagram for SATAN.. pretty fucking creepy if you ask me.
:: what's up with amsterdam? i mean, seriously, what's up with AMSTERDAM?
:: ever heard of the word "woot?" what's up with that too?
:: i'm contemplating of shaving my head clean... with butter knife that is.
:: i once drank two bottles of strong beer in 42 seconds flat. that was after drinking 12 bottles of the same kind of beer an hour before. and having six shots of vodka about an hour before. after that, i never knew what fucking hit me.
:: my wife and i will be catching this movie later. it's called ocean's 12. well, the title certainly opens a lot of possiblities when it comes to making sequels. maybe 20 years from now my daughter would watch ocean's 28 with frankie muniz as the lead star. i heard from the grapevine that the next ocean's sequel would come out sometime june next year. the title? ocean's 12.5. why? because they'd be adding verne "mini me" troyer in the cast. i'd definitely watch out for this.
i'm out.
3 comments:
Only cyber-freaks and weirdos use the word woot.
It's the rare Dowlg's call. The Dowlg is half owl and half dog, you know.
I don't think I can answer the Amsterdam one... it just is.
Without wax,
-N
thanks for that reminder. now does that mean i have to use woot?.. aw man! hahaha... yep, amsterdam's just is.. but how about finland? FIN-LAND?
ciao!
SANTA + St. Nick = SATAN?! i chanced upon one website that says SANTA is a code for SATAN, i don't know if we have the same opinion or you have read this site?! i think it's dial the truth christian ministry have no idea forgot the times viewing that... that site offers proofs, as well as the origins and some bible extractions. if my memory serves me correctly it was a link that brought me to a topic "The Truth About Hell" really way too spooky, they have this recording from an excavation mining pit when they heard an abnormal sound. i deliberately didn't listen to it i was disturbed by the topic. well the resemblance seems close though but would it be coincidence?!
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