it was either one of two things: (1) it was an ultra lean weekend, (2) or you guys have issues with interaction. i'd like to think it was a lean weekend... yeah... i'd like to think that.
after posting last saturday about me wanting this blog to be more interactive... what do i get? i get a whopping total of two... TWO comments. and the other comment's from me in response to someone named claudzki. oh heck! you love me... you really love me.
anyway, i'm glad that's out of the way. moving on...
i'd like to discuss something known as the alfalfa thesis. what the hell is it and what is it's relevance to our global situation? i have no fucking idea. all i know is it involves alfalfa and that stupid cowlick of his. y'know, the hair that stands up in the middle of his head. right at the center of his perfectly parted comb... kinda like how moses parted the red sea and shit.
anyway, the alfalfa thesis, i think, is a good base for any scientific research. basically, whenever alfalfa is sexually excited, his cowlick goes straight up. my theory is that the reason for this happening is alfalfa's inability to get an erection.
as alfalfa is very young, and hasn't yet been through puberty (that'll forever be character) it is only natural that he has this inability. but in order to compensate for his lack of "boner", the young dude's cowlick mimics this behaviour and stands straight up.
that's what i think.
if you don't know alfalfa... well google him up. i'm too fucking lazy to provide that information.
i'm out.
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