finally someone took notice.
one of my friends, who i saw yesterday, took notice of the "new look" this blogsite has. one thing though, the blogsite doesn't have a new look.. i made small, baby-step improvements here and there, but definitely not a new look. what a moron. let's discuss this item for item shall we.
what stayed the same:
:: the damn template and the color schemes -- so i'm still working with the same shades of color and the same boring template that i've used since i began. the header still looks the same. though i'd really like to change that star up there, i feel like the blog looks like a big stupid christmas tree because of it. that, or i'm being sponsored by texaco.
the format's still the same. we have the posts at the left and the links at the right. the font's still the same hard-to-read shit that i've used since last year. i still write the same way, i don't use upper case letters unless i really, really, really have to. and i'm still pissed.
:: the previous post and archives navigation -- still the same. wouldn't want to tinker with what the template gave me. might screw it all up. previous posts shows the 10 latest posts i have in the blog. if you scroll all the way down, the titles you see in the previous post area at the right are the same posts you see at the index page. now where the hell did my other posts go? that's when you use the archives you moron. go to the archives, click a month, then view all the posts written during said month. that simple. that fuckin' simple.
what changed:
:: the comments board -- i installed haloscan remember? then i lost all the comments previously posted on my blog. shit!
:: the profile photo -- yep. finally changed it into another stupid photo. i think i'd bring back the "starbucks U" in there. who cares anyway?
:: links -- so i dropped the "anti-social" label realizing that clinging to it would mean i was still stuck in the 90s. did a little blog shopping of my own and met some cool people along the way. their blogs are the ones you see under the "other readable reads" section at the right. so don't fuckin' waste it you dickless clown (please disregard that comment if you're a woman), go click on the links and read their stuff too. i tell you, the things these blogs come out with are far better than what i forcefully ram down your throats. promise.
:: misc. links -- i had a hard time spelling miscellaneous, so i wrote misc. instead. you can either go to this link or not. i don't fucking care.
:: guest bloggers -- actually it should read guest blogger since the section only contains one contribution so far. i promise to get ardel off his lazy ass and start writing some more for this blog. he's one heck of a writer once he gets his mojo goin' i tell you. and while we're at it, why not think of materials you can contribute to this blog you lazy son of a bitch! go on. write. write about anything. remember this blog is about blah-blahs and blah-blahs and oh, more blah-blahs. that shouldn't be so hard, right?
:: stupid blog games -- why is that? because they're stupid, they're games, and they're in my blog. hence, paningit's stupid blog games. i've created a link for this because i thought you guys would be too lazy to scroll down or visit the archives to just read 'em. then you would be doubly lazy just to join 'em. but what the heck! i made it more accessible anyway.
:: quote of the day -- i try as much as possible to inject as much sense as i can to this blogsite. so i give you quotes. like this one: "don't get used to this whole quote of the day shit because i will not be quoting people that often and i sure as hell won't do it every day." -- anonymous (not really because i just made that quote up but it does sound so mysterious when you put "anonymous" in there, dosen't it?).
:: today's top 10 somethings -- just random top 10 thoughts i had and i thought i'd share them to you guys. but like i previously said, don't get used to it and... again, who the fuck cares about these thoughts, anyway?
:: read the past -- it's not a link, so don't go clickin' away like a madman on it. it's just a simple reminder for you guys that if you like more shit, there's more where it came from baby! yeah! the archives links are up there, just below previous fuckin' posts.
:: the counter and a link to haloscan -- do i even need to fuckin' explain this?!
so there you are, a complete and simple how-to guide to better enjoy paningit.blogspot.com. a bit of a warning though, the posts in this blogsite should only be read on an empty stomach and should not but consumed while in a very good mood. now go read the fucking thing already.
i'm out.
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