i usually have explanations for things like this

hello... anybody home?

i'm still alive fuckers. and i'm badder than ever. will be back in a day or two to tell you all about it. yeah, "it" being something really important that may or may not affect the future of this blog. wait, it's been affected already. fuck it.

so for those of you planning to have a tatoo that'll say "paningit rocks" or "big A can fuck my butt anytime of the year except christmas!" right at the center of your forehead, well, don't do that just yet. please. i won't be liable for anything that may happen to your ass because... it's your ASS! and you might find it a bit surprising but i don't do asses. really. it's not my thing.

so hang in there. and quit touching yourself because it'll just make you sleep. i know, i'm such a douche.

i'm out. (but it won't be that long, i promise)