FORGET TUKKO, HERE'S A NEW MIRACLE DRUG FROM THE PHILIPPINES!

MEDICAL FACT:
The Philippine Government, specifically the medical and scientific communities sternly warn the public that there are no proven scientific studies that show the Philippine Gecko (Tukko) can cure diseases such as AIDS, asthma, cancer, tuberculosis and impotence.

ENVIRONMENTAL FACT:
Philippine environmental officials confirmed a significant drop in the Tukko population and has taken action to prevent locals from selling the lizard in local and international black markets.  Prices of Tukko (300 grams and above) in local circles range from P10,000 to P500,000, while international transactions fetch a hefty sum of anywhere between P800,000 to as high as $19,000,000.


BUT WAIT!  THERE'S A NEW SCIETIFIC BREAKTHROUGH!!!!


INTRODUCING THE NEW CURE-ALL MEDICINE THAT WILL.. UHM.. WELL, CURE ALL KNOWN AILMENTS AND DISEASES IN THE MODERN WORLD!!!!


INTRODUCING!!!!

THE PHILIPPINE KUKO!!!!

THE PHILIPPINE KUKO!  Known as finger nail and toe nail clippings in English (because everything just sounds more credible when they are translated in English), is the new, revolutionary miracle drug that will change the face of the global medical and drug industry!!!


Each 100 grams of PHILIPPINE KUKO  contains a special enzymes and nutrients that can cure diseases such as asthma, AIDS, cancer, halitosis, tonsillitis, gonorrhea, gall stones, dyspepsia, colic, and even common
cough and colds.


Boil 100 grams of PHILIPPINE KUKO to cure digestive and excretory system ailments including, but not limited to, ulcer, loose bowel movement, irritable bowel syndrome, and constipation!


Grind and sniff/ snort 100 grams of PHILIPPINE  KUKO to cure all known respiratory system ailments!


Chew on PHILIPPINE KUKO to whiten teeth and strengthen gums!  THE PHILIPPINE KUKO has also tested to effectively combat depression, and a such, a viable alternative for Zoloft and Prozac!

The PHILIPPINE KUKO can also cure sexually transmitted diseases! Just insert a tablespoonful of PHILIPPINE KUKO in affected/ infected areas and you will be cured in as fast as three hours!  It is also a more potent cure for Erectile Dysfunction.

You can also make use of the PHILIPPINE KUKO as an effective exfoliant/ facial scrub for youthful, soft and fair-looking skin!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!  BUY PHILIPPINE KUKO NOW!!!

AVAILABLE IN ALL MERCURY DRUG,WATSON'S, 7-11, CINDY'S AND MANG INASAL OUTLETS NATIONWIDE!!!


THE PHILIPPINE KUKO.  THE NEW CURE-ALL, MIRACLE DRUG FROM THE PHILIPPINES!!!!