last saturday

i can't really remember if i was too wasted to remember what happened last saturday. we had our upma (university of the philippines management association) xmas party. scheduled to start at 7:00pm, actually started 8:30pm. i was the emcee. and i haven't gotten hold of the programme until 8:15... how whacked was that?!

well, i remembered introducing everyone. and i remembered everyone laughing too. i, however, couldn't remember how i left the party. damn vodka got into my head again i guess.

oh yeah... i also remembered the part where people swapped gifts. all the gifts were suppose to be "naughty." but as always, i was the last to know about the so-called theme, so i bought a 2005 planner / organizer for the gift exhange. stupid me huh?

anyway, people left and right were getting flavored, textured, and "supercharged" vibrating condoms; some got kinky items like handcuffs and chains and whips and stuff; some got porno vids, pirated porno vids (you damn cheapos!); while one schoolmate got a bag of groceries and a toilet bowl scrub (now how kinky is that?!). what did i get? i got edible panties. i tried to try them on for size, but it only fit one of my legs, so i decided to give 'em to my wife instead.

now, if i could only figure out how to eat 'em edible panties.. hm... (shut up!!! <*slap *slap> this is not that kind of blogsite you sleaze!!!)

i'm out.