this one's for an old friend.
i got an email from her yesterday asking me to say something that could enlighten her perspective in life. wrong person to ask, rizza, wrong person to ask. she said she had the worst day in her life.. i don't know. i still think i'm the worst person to ask for things like this. what the heck! this ain't guru-ish... but here goes nothing:
:: think about it, if you can somehow figure out how to bottle the sexual tension between fox moulder and dana scully (of x-files fame... especially during the first, second, and third seasons)... then you can completely obliterate the energy crisis in the philippines.
:: ok, i read this somewhere in the internet yesterday... about a 400-pound guy who lost 122 pounds in just a month. 122 pounds!!! in a month!!! that's absurd! i can probably lose 1 pound in 122 months. but 122 pounds!? that's a backstreet boy for crying out loud! or half a nick carter, depending on which side of the coin you're looking at. 122 pounds in a month is insane!
hope that helped you out.
i'm out.
16 comments:
PANINGIT????? Ano ka vibrator.... I don't know you but you sound funny. thank god you make me laugh.... anyway,the best way to say goodbye is "Late" not "I'm out" para kang na knock out.
OK, LITTLE BOY?
don't be mad be happy with my comment because it's one of a kind
I have a joke for you.
How does a prostitute say Merry Christmas(in english)?
I'll salute you if you get this joke
By the way... I will give you my real name if you're nice to me and I am not a woman but a real man. so be straight....
good day.
:: first off, i'm not a vibrator. though sometimes i wish i were a vibrator as long as i don't end up in someone's ass.
:: i'm glad i sound funny enough to make you laugh. thnak you very much. that's such a nice.. er.. compliment.
:: i don't think that the best way to say goodbye is "late".. i think it's "lateR"... but i'm pretty much settled with "i'm out" as i am a former boxer.
:: no need to salute me because i think there's no way i can crack your merry-christmas-prostitute-english-greeting riddle. why don't you amuse me for a change... go ahead. how? c'mon knock yourself out.
:: and by the way.. don't worry, i'm as straight as they can get, please don't flatter yourself.. you can email me at ijdbuenaobra@gmail.com, i promise i'd be nice.
:: lastly, you're right. i don't know you, you don't know me... because you called me "little boy" and everyone who ever knew me knows that i am anything but little.
:: thank you very much for the comment and your interest in the blog. hope you come back regularly and help yourself with generous servings of paningit humuor.
ciao!
hey.. waiting for that punchline of yours...
Forget about him flattering himself, YOU'RE doing enough of the flattering for both of you.
i sense much animosity from your comment mr/ms.. i wonder why that is?
There wasn't supposed to be any animosity in there whatsoever... must've come out wrong. Sorry about that.
oh. ok. i'll take your word for that. sorry. hehehe.. maybe i did take it in a wrong way. that's just me i guess. paranoid.
ciao!
How does a Prostitute say Merry X-mas? HO HO HO
got the joke???? another slang word for Whore..
Saying goodbye here in USA is not Later it is LATE commonly use by teenage kids. if you want to learn more about Hip Hop slang just ask me. I called you Little Boy because you sound like a "Boy".
Don't get offended it's an insult. Can you do me a favor I know this is your Blog But stop using BAD WORDS. to tell you frankly more people will read your Blog and will leave their name if you avoid using profanity.
Who the hell do you think you are?
As one of the teens you metioned, I speak for all of us when I say NO ONE says 'late.'
Ever.
-N
"ho ho ho".. yep. got the joke the first time dude. didn't have to explain it. and oh, please forgive me for not knowing "slangs." but like i said, i'm pretty much settled with "i'm out"... it gives the blog a certain manny pacquiao feel in it don't you think?
anyway, i'm not offended by insults. i'm one of the most offensive persons in the planet.
yes i'm a boy.. a twelve-year-old boy in fact... who is technically 25.. trapped inside what looks like a body of a 35-year-old washed up pawnshop owner... i'm a sorry wreck i tell you.
about me using profanity.. while i may agree with you that "more people" might be enticed to read this site if i do away with it.. i think i'd be doing myself a great injustice. nonetheless, thanks for reading my posts.. actually, i suffer from a disease called "tourette's syndrome fingers".. i have no control over my fingers everytime i type my posts.. and periodically (and randomly)my fingers type words such as shit, fuck, motherfucker, horsefucker, bitch-slapping motherfucker, assmunch, and words of that nature.. it's embarassing i tell you... but what can i do?
to "N".. who do i think i am? a misinformed and misguided fatass... that's who i am.. thanks.
ciao!
Hello Paningit,
That's good... you got the joke.
I THINK MR N is mad at me not to you, Paningit, bakit kaya?
Anyway, you keep up the good work...
LATE
I think Mr./Ms. Anonymous comes to the right conclusion when he/she thinks I'm correcting him/her about teenage slang. I also think he/she is making an ass out of him/herself when he/she assumes that I am a Mr. I'll stop arguing with an asshole in your comment area, dude. Sorry.
Without wax,
-N
why can't we just all get along eh? why? anyway...
ciao!
Miss N who doesn't wax. You must have a lot of hair on you. Why are you mad? nobody's arguing with you.
I live in United States. Majority of my friends Raps. Puerto Rican, Columbian, Black and white they RAP.
So, I know what I am saying. If you know Ebonics I salute you but I think you don't so CHILL FOGIES... and stop acting like a rice rocket or being a banana.
So, don't act like Shady.
Makaveli in you... Clumanity
all thru your body that blows like a 12 gauge shotty.
you know what I mean Dogg. I speak the truth so I am not a asshole. You have to have your won Blog so you you will stop harassing me and Paningit
Paningit take it easy. Your friend N is not so Tight.
Paningit is the Da-bomb
LATE
ok. this is getting way out of hand. i don't know both of you guys, and it's ok to "discuss" about things i guess... but please.. for the sake of humanity.. stay out of each other's faces for a while. here's something.. if both of you really must bash somebody, why not bash me instead? that'll be much more fun.
ciao!
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