evil

so some say talk show hosts are evil. now why is that?

some say politicians are evil. they rob the people in full view of the media and still have the nerves to run for re-election.

some say, priests are evil (now this i believe is true). they rob the people in the name of relgion while they talk about morality and their gods in sermons.

but do you really want to know the most sinister and the most evil kind? not politicians. not priests. not the police. not even computer geeks. and certainly not talk show hosts.. hey look at conan o'brien, he's as white as casper for chrissakes! the most evil of 'em all are dentists. yes, dentists.

never have i seen anyone so powerful who can inflict so much pain, unspeakable and unbearable pain, on any individual. and he does this while we're in a very vulnerable position... sitting on a comfortable denstist's chair with a dentist's light directly aimed at our faces to blur our vision.

and worst of all, we're stoned with either injected anethesia that numbs the lips (so we couldn't talk or complain) or a potent laughing gas/ hallucinogen that fills us with so much ecstacy we could make stuart smalley look like a mourning mongoloid.

there's no fuckin' bargain out of it i tell you. you're helpless. so you close your eyes and think of happy thoughts. happy thoughts. not working eh? how about something sexy and kinky? not working either. how about something really lewd and dirty and downright nasty? working a bit? not when you hear that dental drill starting to whizz through your second molar. so you finally submit and pray that all that is happening around you is just some re-run of a cheesy horror flick or something. but whatever you do, don't open your eyes... and when he says spit, spit, even with your eyes closed.

i just thank god dentists are not assigned to check on prostates. or that would make mr. rogers say "fuck" on air all the time. i hate dentists.

i'm out.