snooze attacks

again, i haven't had enough sleep last night. what a bummer.

and the only thing worse than being wide awake (almost) all night is being half asleep and unproductive all day. i can barely keep my eyes open, but i can't seem to make myself go to bed. maybe i should have just stayed in bed this morning. maybe i should've locked my bedroom door and spent the whole day in bed instead. maybe i should've eaten an apple for breakfast. maybe this... maybe that... maybe... aaahhh!!!!

i have a dozen things to do this week, which means i really need to be more productive tomorrow. really. what am i saying? it's the middle of the fucking week. even my sense of time is screwed. goddamnit! i need to consume coffee. gallons of coffee. non-stop. i need to consume it intraveinously. that'll be the only way.

now will someone please hand me over that iv bag. yes. the one that can hold eight shots of steaming espresso at a time. thank you.

i'm out. (yawn)... (double fucking yawn)