i need to wake up

so i have this minor problem in the morning. no, no, no. not a pedro. nothing like that.

i can't get up early for work. well... i can't wake up early, that's why. and if ever i do wake up early, i just go back to sleep. i have to be at the office by eight in the morning everyday but i wake up at around half past seven. and the ride to the office takes about half an hour.

basically i've been thinking about getting an alarm clock.

i know exactly what you're saying. "fat dumbass! of course get an alarm clock!" i know, i know... an alarm clock could very well be the most civilized manner to wake someone up in the morning. not unless you want to be drenched with boiling water. now, that'll surely wake you up.

but alarm clocks... well... let me put it this way. i'm one of them guys who hit the snooze button forty times before i decide to drag my lazy fatass out of bed. with that kind of behavior, i'd say a normal alarm clock could last a week with me.

hm... what if i get a rooster instead. yeah! a rooster in my room. that way i'd really have to get up and run around the room every morning just to shut up the cock-a-doodle-doo-ing motherfucker. plus i could do my early morning excersice rituals, too.

bah! i don't do exercise.

hm... i wonder if i could fit a cow in my room. but do cows wake up at six in the morning? shoot!

i'm out.