my ass!

i find it a bit fucking disturbing that some people in hollywood called "actors" actually make a living out of showing their ass in the big screen.

... disturbed because i'm a guy, and personally, i'd rather see, j-lo's, jolie's, cameron diaz' asses sprawled all over the place instead of them actors' asses. most of these actors make use of ass-stunt doubles anyway.

... disturbed because i think my ass is way sexier (though way bigger, too) than that of collin farrell's and i should be making more money and more chances of getting laid on screen than that stupid beer-chuggin', foul-mouthed irish!

... disturbed because i've heard from somewhere that mel gibson wanted to duplicate his lethal weapon 2's "butt-bathing-under-the-moonlit-sky" scene during the shooting of the passion of the christ... yes, at the garden of gethsemane.

... disturbed because there are actually a lot of people who would pay to see this kind of shit. hey people, listen up. these asses are actually pale-white and are treated with cosmetics to make it look perfectly tanned.

... but i am convinced, that though my ass is sexier than most hollywood actors, i think you'd agree that my behind is better heard... not seen... not even kissed.

i'm out.