6.27.2006

i'm going to shit on paper like i've never shit on paper before. and i'm going to cause the murder of thousands of trees.

so i decided on one thing when i woke up today. right about the time i was wiping my ass after i took a huge dump.

i'm going to write a book.

no, seriously.

what's it about? i don't know yet.

when do i plan to release it? i have to think over that, too.

do i have a publisher? and editor? uhm, none.

but i'm going to do it.

seriously, trust me on this.


















































no, seriously. trust me on this.

more updates later this week fuckers.

//i'm out.

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