pissing away

i took a leak this morning. it was an unusually long one. don't ask me how it happened. maybe because i haven't peed for the past four days. maybe.

then i remembered that earthquake survivor story back in 1990. a guy (not me, i was merely 10 years old back then, hence i wasn't a guy yet. fuck that. whatever.) was still alive and was trapped for 14 days under rubles of concrete and steel. he had no food of course. his means of survival were, of course, breathing (dumbass!) and (another of course) drinking his own piss.

i know.

eww!

*gag reflex*

*puke*

yuck!

anyway, he needed to stay alive. so drinking his own mountain dew was his only choice.

i wonder if i were in the same situation. and it happened on a morning such as this when it seemed like i squirted 500 gallons of piss out of my body. seriously, it felt like 500 gallons. i went to the bathroom at 6:00 am and came out about four and a half hours later. dehydrated and all... going back... would i have drank my own piss? maybe.

i could just imagine how that tasted. hm, that was the beer i had last week. odd? it's a bit stale now. hm, and that's the chicken soup i had for dinner the other day. funny. chicken still tastes like chicken no matter the form.

with the amount of piss i had in the tank, i could've survived the whole ordeal for two years. two friggin' years!!! that's equivalent to watching will and grace episodes 8 hours a day! on second thought, being stuck there would be a whole lot better than watching the fags of will and grace dance around like monkeys in heat for 8 hours a day. oh well.

going back to the earthquake survivor dude. he was rescued 14 days later. according to him, he spoke to... dig this... a fly. not kidding. true story, man. apparently, he told the damn fly to lead the rescuers to where he was. dang! now that's what you get when drink your piss for 14 days straight.

so, there. he was dug up and rescued. obviously, he was very happy because when pictures of him showed up in the papers, he had this big smile on his face as he was being carried out on a stretcher. oh yeah, of course all his teeth were very yellow. fuckdamn!

//i'm out.