looks like everyone shipped out of town.
okay, enough about that. what i'd really like to know is what the fuck is THIS!!!
mr. fucking world??!! since when did that happen? there's something morally wrong with the world, i tell you because we're raising the next generation of men to be pussies!
let me give you a taste of what the website says:
"The contestants, will all have great looks and well-toned bodies, however, what makes Mr World so special is that it goes far further, by really testing the character and determination of the our national winners."what a load of crap! it's another one of them annual metrosexual conventions. only this time it's global. and more stupid. i'll summarize the whole mr. world competition for you:
step 1: take all the commercial models you know who are shallow, dumb and inherently bad at basic math, who pluck their eyebrows, wax their armpits and balls, and apply make-up on their cheeks and nipples. make sure you include ben affleck and david beckham in there.
step 2: put them in a blender.
step 3: put the blender on high for five minutes. add a dash of salt, pepper, and a teaspoon of facial scrub every minute into the mixture.
step 4: set aside the gooey pulp in a petri dish and wait for it to germinate some 150 clones.
step 5: have all of them watch a whole season of will and grace. after that, have them watch the following movies in this order: a) sleepless in seattle b) while you were sleeping c) legally blonde d) titanic and e) brokeback mountain.
step 6: pair them up and have them do manicure and pedicure on each other. first one to cry wins the stupid mr. world title.
yay fuck yay!!!
step 7: fly me to china. have me hand over the award to the winner. as an added bonus, i'll whip out my penis and crack his skull with it.
fuck mr. world. fuck metrosexuals. next thing we know, there'll be a competition for men who breastfeed their children for chrissakes!!!
i say we stop this stupidity right now and celebrate men and manhood the way it should be celebrated... with a beer-chugging marathon.
//i'm out.
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