say i am the president of this country

stay with me for a moment here will you.

say i'm the president of this country for just today. yes, just today, november 6. i would've done absolutely nothing but pass a (yes just one!) presidential decree. nope, not a republic act, as i plan to put the whole nation under martial rule... hey, only for one day... jesus give me a break will you?! i said stay with me on this! jesus christ! you just can't get rid of that fucking militant-activist mentality of yours can you?

anyway, as i was saying before i was rudely interrupted by my alter-ego, i would've passed just one presidential decree... that is PD No. 4569882 of 2004. what's it all about? it's an official non-working, all-drinking holiday to be observed strictly every november 6.

so here it goes:

"by the power vested in me as president of this pathetic excuse for a nation called the philippines, i hereby order PD No. 4569882 of 2004, also known as the 'piss off israel buenaobra day,' a national non-working, all-drinking holiday. immediate compliance with this order is directed!"

so it's official everyone... november 6 is "piss off israel buenaobra day." what to do on this day. oh nothing. you just have to get a hold of israel buenaobra (either by phone, mail, in person, or whatever) and piss him off as best as you can. and oh... don't forget to drink alcohol afterwards.

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flashback: what happened during the day.
> power interruption; the whole city; the whole day .... fuck beneco!!!
> no dsl connection the whole day... fuck pldt!!!
> tried to focus on work; but just couldn't ... fuck writer's block!!!
> didn't have lunch until 6p.m. ... fuck work!!!
> finally got a hold of a computer; logged in blogger.com; wrote a decent blog; about to post the blog; blog suddenly disappeared without a trace... fuck blogger.com!!!
> tried as much as possible to recreate original blog; power suddenly fluctuates; computer shuts down... fuck beneco again!!!
> went to favorite bar to grab a bottle of strong ice; they ran out of strong ice... fuck dencio's!!!!
> ordered redhorse instead; they also ran out of redhorse... fuck dencio's again!!!

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now you know. so if ever i become president, and i had one of those days again... be afraid.. be very afraid.

i'm out.