let me make this ultra fucking simple.
the first blog game we had before christmas was an utter failure. only one person had the sanity to join, but apparently didn't have enough sanity to leave his/her name on the board. the prize back then was a brand spankin' new shirt, which he/she didn't get, and which eventually ended up at a relief good box headed somewhere in indonesia or thailand.
anyway, like i said, lemme keep this darn simple. this time around, the prize wouldn't be a shirt, but as attractive nonetheless.. ok, ok, it's not as attractive... it's actually mundane.. but i'm giving it out just for the heck of dishing out a prize for a game.
the winner for this edition of paningit's blog game will get a free (they're actually free to begin with) gmail account invite. well, if you don't know gmail, it's a free email account that has 1,000 fucking megabytes of space. four times that of yahoo. and a friggin' gazillion times bigger than that of a free hotmail account. so if you want it, then join in. it's all in the spirit of fucking fun!
for this blog game, i'd ask you guys to answer or complete the following sentence:
"i'd like to create a blogsite that discusses relevant worthy causes and various political views, but i can't because..."
pretty interesting eh? ok, as a sample, i'd go first:
"i'd like to create a blogsite that discusses relevant worthy causes and various political view, but i can't because... I DON'T READ MUCH OF THE PAPERS AND WATCH THE EVENING NEWS THAT OFTEN ANYWAY; AND BESIDES, EVERYTIME I TALK ABOUT POLITICS, MY DICK SWINGS TO THE LEFT."
so there you have it folks. entries to this blog game should be in a form of a comment directly made to this post. the participant should leave his/her name or nickname and email address at the bottom of his/her entry. faliure to do so would result in massive internal bleeding and asphyxiation. and he/she will be disqualified from the contest. a participant can send as many entries or answer as he/she wants.
criteria:
actually, criterion. i have only one requirement. just one. your answer should be funny enough for me to shit my pants.
so c'mon people. put your fucking brains into good use and join our bloggame.
deadline for entries will be monday, january 24, 2005.
i'm out.
5 comments:
"i'd like to create a blogsite that discusses relevant worthy causes and various political views, but i can't because why"
ayun na
ok. i'll give you an "A" for effort man. i mean it. you did, however, forget your name and email ad... and you also made a mockery of our bloggame. with this kind of entry i think you could even make "happy" of the seven dwarves die of depression. c'mon man, don't insult me, i know you can do better.. put up another post.. use yer *bleepin'* brain for chrissakes.. and please leave your email ad.
ciao!
eto din yun:
a stupid answer to a stupid question
tnx
ah yes.. a stupid question indeed.. except that it is not a question.. technically it's a task. but hey, who am i to correct someone as smart as(s) you? i'm pratically nobody.
so please forgive me for not stimulating your brains enough for you to carry out a successful intelectual masturbation session all over my blog. but you see, we have a solution for people like you trying to be a smart-ass in a smart-ass blogsite.. the solution is.. drumroll max.. to not be here.
yep, turn the other way. and i'm soooo sorry for wasting your precious yada-yada-yada time.
ciao!
"i'd like to create a blogsite that discusses relevant worthy causes and various political views, but i can't because..
My ultra-conservative baptist upbringing has brainwashed me into believing that all politicans are actually the devil incarnate. So now I can't watch the evening news (or Sex and the City, for that matter) without my mother chanting out Bible verses repeatedly, my father singing hymn songs and my dog getting a hard-on. Afterall, it's kinda hard to break away the link of Sharon/Abbas/Bush/Blair/Hu Jin Tao/Lee Hsien Loong(insert desired politican here) to an erected dog's penis.
Forget the gmail invite - I've got my own account, thank you. Just wanted to reply to your "Hello, Goodbye" note that you left on my blog. :) You've got weird anon msgs, btw. ;)
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