i was suppose to complete this report last night on conceptual frameworks for gender analysis. but in true paningit form and fashion, i got bored again. i tried though.
the report's for my thursday class in gender and management. an elective subject i took to complete a 36-unit course and get a hold of that ever elusive master of management diploma i've been chasing for three years now.
anyway, going back to last night. so i turned on the pc, i have coffee and ice tea all prepared, i got my lighter and a pack of luckies, everything was set. one mistake though. i left the tv on. stupid. so i was shifting my attention back and forth from the tv to the pc, to my coffee, to my ice tea, to my smokes, then back to the pc, then some more tv.
*oh simon cowell's on conan o'brien... wait, what was that term again.. ah yes, gender roles framework... holy shit, i can't believe they won in double overtime... who'd ever name a basketball team after a gin?... stupid team, i hate that team... now who the hell is nalia kabeer?... institute of development studies at sussex?... let me pop some red hot chilli peppers on the player... hm, my wife's having rem, wonder what she's dreaming of... gender roles framework, sounds like a lot of work... shit it's 2:30 in the morning... oh well (shuts down pc and watches tv for another 30 minutes, then goes to bed).*
so that's how my night ended and how my morning started. my report was unfinished. and i got a kick from watching semi-porn japanese flicks on cable.
before i hit the sack, i was thinking of an excuse to give my professor. i was abducted by aliens! honest! they had ears for fingers. yes, like suction caps! they struggled a bit to grab me, but i had very large love handles, so... yes, they spoke in a very foreign language. and they had this nifty gadget that translated everything they said. they said, "take me to your dealer!" dealer? what dealer? oh leader... i get it. no ma'am. i haven't done the report. yes, work got in the way. okay, i admit, the blog got in the way. wait a minute, you're reading my blog? really?
but this morning, around 9:00 am, i got a message from caster, my professor. she said she'll be out tonight because of the flu or something. i don't know. whatever it is, i don't want to catch it and it saved my ass from embarassment. i'll be doing the report thursday next week. i think the blog gods were smiling at me last night. hey fuckers! thanks!
so here i am, half-awake, unproductive, doing this blog, and smiling knowing that i'll be free for the night. hm... i wonder what's on tv.
i'm out.
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