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i've been getting a lot of mails lately. no, not hate mails. and definitely not fan mails. they're mails from, dig this, friendster. ha! now why the fuck would friendster send me emails? it's not like i have a stupid friendster account or anything. holy shit. i just remembered i do have a friendster account. damn, that's lame!
so about the emails. "friends" from my stupid and lame friendster network (yeah, all 14 of them. what can i say? i'm really not that friendly.) have been fielding notices that they've started their own friendster blog.
great.
another blog.
great.
yay fucking yay! let's celebrate shall we? bring out the champagne, drink 'em all up, then shove the bottle up your ass you talentless piece of shit. because the last thing the world needs right now is another blog that talks about nothing but you getting up every morning, skipping class or being late for work, and taking some random test or attending some useless meeting. shut the fuck up! go out and have sex, get drunk, screw your professor, your dog, your officemate, or someone, i don't care. if your life is a 9-5 hell, do something about it, like, i don't know, get fired. but please, mr. talentless fucktard who wants to believe he's a writer, please, stay away from blogging. do other things, just don't blog. hey, i can get up, take a shit, and write about it too. does that mean i should create a blog too? hell no! oh wait. i already did. nevermind.
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this just in. there's a new pope. joseph ratzinger (did i get that right?) alias pope benedict XVI. and he's german. not catholic. but german. what a stupid joke.
rumor has it that our boy, joe, here was part of hitler's army way back in world war II. the same army that almost annihilated the jews to extinction in the 1940s. what a way to start things off eh?
cardinals at the vatican said the new pope is planning to talk to dirk nowitzki of the dallas mavericks about skipping the basketball hall of fame after 7-foot bavarian retires from playing... to be canonized as saint. i didn't know jesus was such a basketball fan.
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now that there's a new pope, i guess i better change my poll then.
the results:
48 people voted. 42% wanted conan o'brien to be pope, 25% voted for donald trump, while 8% of you fuckers wanted homer simpson to be head of the church. but from the list, i voted for ozzy. imagine him biting a bat's head off everytime he says mass. that'll be just wicked! yeah!
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is it just me or has anyone noticed that DONALD TRUMP is just an anagram for PORN MALT DUD.
i'm out.
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