is you madona(l)?

who the fuck is mr. madonal joel?

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr Madonal Joel, Chief Executive Officer of
Conoil andGas Ltd. We are OPEC members that deals on crude oil, raw materials
and export to Canada, America,Europe and Asia.Our company is also into
entertainments.

oh, so that's who madonal joel is. funny name. a CEO eh? of what? cornoil? let me get this straight, you emailed me this afternoon without knowing if i'm a guy or a girl?

so you're company's also into "entertainments" eh? can't argue with that. heck, i'm pretty much entertained now.

speak up madonal dude, what do you want from me?

We are looking for reliable commission agent who can help us receive
payments from customers that our company havesupplied goods in Canada, America, Europe and Asia as well as making payments through you to us. Please if you are reliable and interested in been a commission agent with our company we will be glad but you have to be an honest and trustworthy person.

whoa! an agent? like a super secret double-o-seven agent? so do i get to ride cool cars, and use cool gadgets, and more importantly, do i get to shag hot hot hot chicks?

so you're like recruiting me, right? for this ultra super top secret mission somewhere in the bahammas where we have an ultra super top secret hideout that needs a password and a knock, right? no. still, i like my eggs stirred, not shaken thankyouverymuch.

oh, a commission agent. what the fuck is that? receive payments? you mean a fucking cashier? no, thanks. and how dare you question my "honesty" you dipshit! you don't even know me.

wait, do you also wear one of those pointed swirly twirly bras? because that's super hot! yeah!

Note that, as our commission agent, you will
receive some percentage and
motivations on whatever amount you receive on
behalf of our company. Be informed that THERE IS NO FINANCIAL OBLIGATION AT YOUR
END as a commission agent. Join our work at home team, no hassles. 100%
SATISFACTION!!

what the fuck is "some percentage and motivations?" you mean, i'm going to get paid, right? well, you should've just said it. but i guess you like using big words like "percentage and motivations." i guess that makes you super smart eh?

funny guy. sorry, i don't need any "motivations."

what the fuck is a "work at home team?" are you friggin' nannies or something?

"100% satisfaction!!?" now that's the kicker right there. you definitely got me now, mr. madonal joel. how can anyone ever go wrong when someone offers them a deal with a "100% satisfaction!!" guarantee written in it? and it's written in all caps,too! woot!

shit, i'm in. where do i sign?

Please, to facilitate and proceed if accepted, do send me madonal_joel@yahoo.co.uk promptly
by email the followings:

NAME.............................................

MAILING ADDRESS..................................

AGE:.............................................

STATUS:..........................................

STATE/COUNTRY.....................................

TEL/FAX NUMBERS...................................

COMPANY NAME (If any).............................

OCCUPATION........................................

Thank you for your time as we are looking forward to workingw with you as
you send your response back to us.

Mr Madonal Joel.

Chief Executive Officer.

whoa! "email the followings?" hows about i email you, madonal_joel@yahoo.co.uk, some droppings instead? thank for wasting approximately 16 minutes of my time.

fuck you, biotch!!!

//i'm out