sick

now ain't this great. for the past two days i've got nothing in my mind but blog. then suddenly i have this serious bout with tonsilitis that forced me to stay in bed for two days. bummer.

it's funny. tonsilitis. it's like something kids only get. because there's this weird misconception that adults should only get sick with something "really serious" like cancer or brain tumor or something.

well, fuck them. i had tonsilitis, okay. i had fever and my throat was aching so much i couldn't swallow my own saliva, okay. i'm taking antibiotics for a week, okay. and i'm not allowed to drink any alchohol for a whole week for the antibiotics to kick in, okay. i think that's something serious.

officemate fucktard: dude, where were you the past two days?
me: i was sick, man.
officemate fucktard: really?
me: tonsilitis.
officemate fucktard: ahahahaha!!! tonsilitis? really? i think i stopped having tonsilitis when i was twelve. ahahahaha!!! what did you do? did you eat a lot of chocolates, you fattie? ahahahah!!!
me: ahahahaha... fuck you! you stopped having them because you started giving blowjobs to mall cops when you were twelve you fucking fag!
{silence}
officemate fucktard: i'm not a fag, lardass.
me: well, then stop listening to the village people, asswipe! now go back to your cube before i jam my coffee mug up your ass!
officemate fucktard: you should have them removed... your tonsils. tonsillectomy is just a minor operation, you know.
me: hows about i give you a serious asswhooppinlectomy instead, huh?!

tonsilitis is something serious, people. it can be fatal. believe me.

//i'm out.